Bug splatter!

Don't you hate it after you have cleaned your car and then you drive and when you arrive at your destination (consider it a fair distance and not in the city) that you see bug splatter on the front of your car.

Well I haven't washed my car for a fair while now and there is quite a lot of bug splatter caked on the front. A friend of mine joked that I am cruel and should dodge all of them and then I wouldn't have the bug splatter.

He then came out with this joke:

What is the last thing that a moth sees before it is hit by a car?

Its rear end!

This was quite funny in that situation and hopefully it is somewhat still funny on this blog.